the demons in hell must be having a riot there’s all these rumors about crowley and aziraphale dating and allegedly theres a picture of them together and then 90 years later you hear that a demon and angel ran off to alpha centauri and you’re like oh must be crowley and aziraphale they’ve been a thing for ages but NO its your boss beelzebub (ex boss now, apparently) and heaven’s supreme archangel fucking gabriel. like how do you go back to work after hearing this
crowley quietly and lovingly cleaned up the bookshop for him… without even needing to be ASKED he just did that of his own accord… and waited patiently for him to come back… he shooed everyone away just to be alone with him… he had a nightingale sings in berkeley square queued up in the bentley to play on their way to the ritz… they were supposed to have “us time” AT THE RITZ
